"Hello Miss Baxter, and how can we help you today?"
"Two American Breakfasts please, thank you"
"OK, and with the first American Breakfast how would you like your eggs?"
"What are the options?"
"Scrambled, poached, coddled, baked, sunny side up, over easy..."
"Ooh, so I'll have poached please"
"Would you like them poached soft, medium or hard?"
"Err, medium, please"
"And what meat would you like with your breakfast? Ham, bacon or sausage?"
"Um, I think sausage please"
"OK Miss Baxter, and what bread would you like with this? We have granary, wheat, bran mufffin, English muffin, bagel..."
"I'll have a bagel please"
"What kind of Bagel would you like? We have poppy, plain, sesame, onion, Cinnamon..."
"Ok, so I think I'll have sesame please. Thank you"
"Would you like that toasted?"
"Yes"
"Would you like cream cheese with that?"
Jesus Christ
"No, thank you"
"And would you like coffee or tea with that?"
Good god.
"Coffee, please"
"Decaffeinated?"
"No. Caffeinated."
I cannot believe what is happening.
"And would you like Orange Juice or Grapefruit Juice"
"Orange"
"Ok Miss Baxter. And would you like Iced Water and a free newspaper with your Breakfast?"
"Yea. Yes please."
"Ok. And for the second American Breakfast, what kind of eggs would you like...."
I mean, honestly this is basically a transcript. This is HONESTLY how many choices there were. The service at Bellagio is beyond anything I've ever seen. Or heard. Or experienced.
So we pottered about, did a bit of gambling, had some Cobb salad. Then in the evening we went to see Penn and Teller. Who were AWESOME. At one point they made goldfish appear in empty water. Amazing. They did loads of tricks, they were all super cool. And then at the end they wait in the lobby, and you can meet them. So we had our picture taken with both Penn and Teller, which was groovy.
We wandered back to our hotel, did some roulette, broke EVEN, and that was that. Another brilliant day - our first day as married people.
-- Post From My iPhone
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